Got any cool ideas to boost Bitcoin?

I came across this question on Stacker News: There are loads of awesome ideas out there for Bitcoin. You might know about BIPs, right? John Carvalho had this idea, BIP 177, which was about changing the name of sats to bitcoin. Casey Rodarmor came up with ordinals, but it never made it to the BIP repo. Then there’s Antoine Ponsoit and his crew who suggested The Great Consensus Cleanup (BIP 54). And let’s not forget the filter enjoyoors who pitched BIP 110 since they aren’t fans of spam. So what’s your killer idea to improve Bitcoin? Seems like a fitting question for April Fool's. Got any thoughts on how to make Bitcoin better?

A fun April Fool’s Bitcoin “improvement” could be something like BIP‑404: Proof of Pizza, where miners must submit a Concora Card com photo of their pizza order to validate blocks, ensuring the network stays fueled and friendly. It’s playful, absurd, and fits the spirit of the day while poking fun at how serious proposals can get.