Introducing Project $PENIS: Crafting the Ultimate Memecoin Framework

We're rolling out a brand new framework aimed at building the ultimate memecoin, looking back at the top successes across different chains for reference. You can check out our research paper at projectpenis.org. This thread is created to connect with potential contributors. Hit us up at research@projectpenis.org. +++ Introducing Project $PENIS: Crafting the Ultimate Memecoin Framework The 2025-2026 cycle has shown a major gap between returns in equities and memecoins. SanDisk ($SNDK) has jumped about 478% this year in 2026. Micron Technology ($MU) is up around 125% year-to-date. Intel ($INTC) and AMD ($AMD) are hitting all-time highs in Q1. And that's just a few examples. Memecoins, even though they are affected by the same speculative liquidity, haven't seen similar gains. Most that launched during this time have tanked within just a day of going live. We believe this gap isn’t just a fluke and that the varying outcomes for memecoins this cycle can mostly be traced back to breaking certain design rules. We've laid out these rules in our research paper, A New Framework to Create the Perfect Memecoin (Allus, 2026), which is now available at projectpenis.org. Framework The paper lays out a clear objective for valuing memecoins using five variables that multiply together: V = k · C^α₁ · B^α₂ · D^α₃ · I^α₄ · L^α₅ · ε Here, C stands for community strength, B is brand legibility, D refers to distribution integrity, I is credibility-weighted unpaid influence, L is the quality of venue listings, and ε is the error term.